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13.06.2025 00:02

They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Still no good
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Unacceptable again!
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It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Loons and Moons
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Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
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Next, they tried...
So they tried
Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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